68,378 notes       July 30, 2014 @ 15:12       Via(Source)

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

#how about this #BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE #ARE THEY ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY #NO
31,888 notes       July 29, 2014 @ 19:13       Via(Source)

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

#ACCURATE #this is exactly what i would do #about me
3 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 00:26      

So I’m recataloging my books and I’ve already almost reached 100. On the third shelf (out of six) on the first of my 5.5 bookcases. 

#a day in the life of a badger #but most of these are paperbacks #so they're stacked #i have a feeling it won't be like that on the other shelves
8,586 notes       July 24, 2014 @ 11:15       Via

thebooker:

As promised, here is my feels-themed giveaway! The books/series above all have one thing in common - they made me feel something. That doesn’t necessarily mean I cried but they definitely inspired some kind of emotional response in my robot-like self. They’re also some of my favourite books. Hopefully there’s a decent enough selection for you to choose from.

5 people will be sent a book of their choice from the selection above if they’re randomly selected as winners.

Please read the following:

  • To enter, like and/or reblog this post
  • You may reblog the post as many times as you like but don’t annoy your followers too much with it
  • I would prefer if you were following me, since this giveaway is a ‘thank you’ to my followers
  • This giveaway is international, as I am purchasing books via Book Depository and they have free delivery for the majority of the world. Double check that your country is included here
  • Your inbox MUST be open. I won’t be contacting anyone via fan mail
  • Winners may also choose a sequel to the books pictured above if it’s part of a series
  • Winners may choose which edition of the book they want, so long as it is paperback and under $15 (AU). The only exception is The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry, which is over $20 and hardback. I’ll only be buying this for one person (if they want it) so I have enough for the other books, sorry! I just love it so much and want to be able to share it with at least one person, even if it’s expensive
  • One of the books, Alexander Altmann A01567 is only available as a prize for Australians, as it is unavailable on Book Depository. If Aussies would like this book, I will order it for you from Bookworld
  • If you’re not sure which book you’d like, I’d be happy to tell you more about them and help you pick one that suits your tastes
  • No giveaway blogs
  • If you’re uncomfortable giving me your address, don’t be. I won’t be saving it or giving it out elsewhere or anything
  • The giveaway ends August 1st 12PM AEST
  • Winners will be selected using a random number generator and have 48 hours to get back to me. I’m quite lenient on that but I would prefer if people replied ASAP so I can be organised
  • If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me

Good luck and happy reading, word shakers!

2 notes       July 16, 2014 @ 04:10      
My cat is the cutest.

My cat is the cutest.

      July 16, 2014 @ 02:15      

Anybody else having issues with tumblr and chrome?

175 notes       July 15, 2014 @ 22:02       Via
laur-rants:

LAUR’S SUPER SMASH-TASTIC 500 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY
Because I’m clearly a crazy person, I wanted to try this and do a giveaway for all the folks who have been checking my stuff out lately! I have had a HUGE surge in followers and I’d love to give back so HERE IT IS, MY FIRST AND MAYBE ONLY GIVEAWAY. You guys ready? Because I sure am not!
1 GRAND PRIZE
One full illustration, with up to 2 characters of your choice! OCs, fan characters, animals, people, WHATEVER YOU’D LIKE. Just no porn please, I don’t do porn, haha.
Size: 8”x10” illustration, digital 300 dpi. Good for printing and hanging on the wall!
$100 in value!! HOLY PATOOTIES THAT’S AN INCREDIBLE DEAL.
2 SECONDARY PRIZES
Two people will get a full-colored, full-rendered illustration of a character of their choice. Same rules apply for above: No porn, but everything else is on the table!
Size: 5”x7”, illustration, digital, 300 dpi.
Worth up to $65! YOU CAN’T GET AWESOME LIKE THAT.
4 TERTIARY PRIZES
4 lucky winners will get a detailed bust sketch of a character of their choice! Same rules apply.
Size: 1000p x 1000p, digital lineart
Up to $25 value! SWEET BABY JESUS A STICK.
How to play, you ask?
EASY. Like this post, or reblog, or both!
RULES:
Up to 2 Entries per account: one for each like, and one for each reblog. You can reblog multiple times, but it won’t get you any extra entries.
You do NOT have to follow me; if I see your name, you still get counted in the giveaway, regardless. Checking out my stuff is appreciated tho. ;3
 Don’t be a jerk and berate me or others; if you do, you lose your entry.
HAVE FUN! I think you guys are all cool cats, whether you follow me or not.
How Long?
The giveaway will be open until AUGUST 9TH, 2014. That will give everyone plenty of time to enter, and I will reblog it every once in a while so people are informed. I will post winners on Sunday, August 10th. Good luck!
Still want art without the wait? I do have commissions that you can contact me about! ( They start at 20 dollars! hint hint, wink wink!) Might be especially helpful if you don’t want to chance it with the giveaway BUT still want art specifically from me!

laur-rants:

LAUR’S SUPER SMASH-TASTIC 500 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY

Because I’m clearly a crazy person, I wanted to try this and do a giveaway for all the folks who have been checking my stuff out lately! I have had a HUGE surge in followers and I’d love to give back so HERE IT IS, MY FIRST AND MAYBE ONLY GIVEAWAY. You guys ready? Because I sure am not!

1 GRAND PRIZE

  • One full illustration, with up to 2 characters of your choice! OCs, fan characters, animals, people, WHATEVER YOU’D LIKE. Just no porn please, I don’t do porn, haha.
  • Size: 8”x10” illustration, digital 300 dpi. Good for printing and hanging on the wall!
  • $100 in value!! HOLY PATOOTIES THAT’S AN INCREDIBLE DEAL.

2 SECONDARY PRIZES

  • Two people will get a full-colored, full-rendered illustration of a character of their choice. Same rules apply for above: No porn, but everything else is on the table!
  • Size: 5”x7”, illustration, digital, 300 dpi.
  • Worth up to $65! YOU CAN’T GET AWESOME LIKE THAT.

4 TERTIARY PRIZES

  • 4 lucky winners will get a detailed bust sketch of a character of their choice! Same rules apply.
  • Size: 1000p x 1000p, digital lineart
  • Up to $25 value! SWEET BABY JESUS A STICK.

How to play, you ask?

EASY. Like this post, or reblog, or both!

RULES:

  1. Up to 2 Entries per account: one for each like, and one for each reblog. You can reblog multiple times, but it won’t get you any extra entries.
  2. You do NOT have to follow me; if I see your name, you still get counted in the giveaway, regardless. Checking out my stuff is appreciated tho. ;3
  3.  Don’t be a jerk and berate me or others; if you do, you lose your entry.
  4. HAVE FUN! I think you guys are all cool cats, whether you follow me or not.

How Long?

The giveaway will be open until AUGUST 9TH, 2014. That will give everyone plenty of time to enter, and I will reblog it every once in a while so people are informed. I will post winners on Sunday, August 10th. Good luck!

Still want art without the wait? I do have commissions that you can contact me about! ( They start at 20 dollars! hint hint, wink wink!) Might be especially helpful if you don’t want to chance it with the giveaway BUT still want art specifically from me!

1 note       July 15, 2014 @ 02:51      

Having a discussion about masturbation with The Boyfriend. 

#a day in the life of a badger
      July 11, 2014 @ 12:06      

I started talking in an Irish accent and now I can’t stop.

#a day in the life of a badger #or at least as close as I can get to irish
1 note       July 11, 2014 @ 10:44      

True Story: My friend was watching Merlin a few weeks ago and when he finished, he just sat down in front of me said “So I finished The Gay.” 

#a day in the life of a badger #merlin